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Wedding Toast Opener + Joke Stub

Three wedding toast openings with a built-in joke stub matched to the couple's vibe.

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Get three wedding toast openers with a built-in joke stub, tailored to the couple's vibe, in 80 words or less, for £1.00.

Who it's for

  • Best men seeking unique speech openers
  • Maid of honours writing heartfelt toasts
  • Wedding guests tasked with giving a speech
  • Wedding party members wanting to add humour

Use cases

  • Writing a wedding toast with a humorous twist
  • Crafting a best man speech that resonates with the couple
  • Creating a maid of honour speech with a personal touch
  • Adding a joke to a wedding speech without offending the couple
  • Personalising a wedding toast to fit the couple's style

FAQ

how do you start a wedding toast?

Start with a warm and specific opener that sets the tone for your speech, ideally within 80 words. This can include a brief story or a joke that resonates with the couple.

what should you not say in a best man speech?

Avoid mentioning ex-partners, bachelor-party references, or anything that might make the couple or their grandparents uncomfortable. Keep the tone light and respectful.

how long should a best man speech be?

While there's no one-size-fits-all answer, aim for a speech that's concise and to the point, with openers that are 80 words or less. This helps keep your audience engaged and interested.

how do you write wedding vows that don't sound generic?

Focus on personalising your vows with specific stories, promises, and anecdotes that are unique to your relationship. This helps create a heartfelt and sincere message that resonates with your partner.

Last updated: 2026-06-28